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tyleroakley:

theblackvegan:

you have just begun reading the sentence you just finished reading

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ilovewords:

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people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone

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death-by-lulz:

tastefullyoffensive:

Dads Dragged Along to a One Direction Concert

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Love Food? This blog is for you.
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seahchel:

vardaesque:

whorville:

You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible

gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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seriousjones:

the scariest email I have ever received

seriousjones:

the scariest email I have ever received

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arichii:

i think sleeping together is romantic because you allow the other person to be near you when you’re most vulnerable and you trust that they wont kill you

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iamchimp:

daisyguts:

Saying someone is racist for being more attracted to a certain race than others is like saying someone is sexist for being more attracted to a certain gender.

This is literally so perfect

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ghdos:

pussymitosis:

yungbiochemist:

i wanna smack the shit out her decrepit ass

I’m laughing so hard at the comment

That shit didn’t even slip out of her hands though. She literally just let it go.

ghdos:

pussymitosis:

yungbiochemist:

i wanna smack the shit out her decrepit ass

I’m laughing so hard at the comment

That shit didn’t even slip out of her hands though. She literally just let it go.

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amporidan:

baconsteak:

sarkyfancypants:

DON’T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU BUT THERE’S NO ONE REALLY CALLING YOU AND THEN YOU SIT THERE CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU SWORE YOU COULD HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU

Wait, maybe it’s our loved ones trying to wake us from the coma. They just can’t scream loud enough

wow why the fuck would you say that

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kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

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jesusinaspaceship:

if i’m ever a mom i’ll do cool stuff so my kid can make text posts about it

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whata-tweest:

0 messages wow you guys are on a roll today !

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